Jimmy Pardo Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

“The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch.”
-- Jimmy Pardo

#Drinking #Lasts #Sound
“Very rarely will I say nice things about myself because that'll only lead to self-esteem, but the podcast is something I'm really proud of and I think I'm putting out a great product.”
-- Jimmy Pardo

#Nice #Self Esteem #Thinking
“Almost said 'theater'! But I know the blacks don't go! Unless it's that My Arms Are Too Short To Box With God production. Or The Wiz.”
-- Jimmy Pardo

#Arms #Wiz #Too Short

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