Michel Houellebecq Quotes:

The great advantage of a novel is you can put in whatever comes into your head - it has the same shape as the human brain.

source: - "The passion killer" by Jonathan Romney, www.theguardian.com. June 15, 2000.

Topics: Brain, Shapes, Advantage

Anything can happen in life, especially nothing.

source: - Michel Houellebecq (2003). “Platform: A Novel”, Alfred a Knopf Incorporated

Topics: Anything Can Happen

Those who love life do not read. Nor do they go to the movies, actually. No matter what might be said, access to the artistic universe is more or less entirely the preserve of those who are a little fed up with the world.

source: - "The myth maker" by Michel Houellebecq, www.theguardian.com. June 3, 2005.

Topics: Love Life, World, Littles

To increase desires to an unbearable level whilst making the fulfillment of them more and more inaccessible: this was the single principle upon which Western society was based.

Topics: Desire, Levels, Unbearable, Inaccessible, Western Society

Not having anything around to read is dangerous: you have to content yourself with life itself, and that can lead you to take risks.

source: - Michel Houellebecq (2003). “Platform: A Novel”, Alfred a Knopf Incorporated

Topics: Risk, Dangerous

Tenderness is a deeper instinct than seduction, which is why it is so hard to give up hope.

Topics: Giving Up, Seduction, Instinct

Irony won't save you from anything; humour doesn't do anything at all. You can look at life ironically for years, maybe decades; there are people who seem to go through most of their lives seeing the funny side, but in the end, life always breaks your heart. Doesn't matter how brave you are, or how reserved, or how much you've developed a sense of humour, you still end up with your heart broken. That's when you stop laughing.

Topics: Heart, Years, Broken, Reserved

People are suspicious of single men on vacation, after they get to a certain age: they assume that they're selfish, and probably a bit pervy. I can't say they're wrong.

source: - Michel Houellebecq (2003). “Platform: A Novel”, Alfred a Knopf Incorporated

Topics: Selfish, Men, Vacation

The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.

Topics: Dog, Giving, Betray

I'd say that the question whether love still exists plays the same role in my novels as the question of God's existence in Dostoevsky.

Topics: Play, Roles, Existence

It's a curious idea to reproduce when you don't even like life.

source: - Michel Houellebecq (2001). “The Elementary Particles”, p.281, Vintage

Topics: Ideas, Curious

The absence of the will to live is, alas, not sufficient to make one want to die.

Topics: Boredom, Want, Absence

Love binds, and it binds forever. Good binds while evil unravels. Separation is another word for evil; it is also another word for deceit.

Topics: Evil, Forever, Deceit

I've lived so little that I tend to imagine I'm not going to die; it seems improbable that human existence can be reduced to so little; one imagines, in spite of oneself, that sooner or later something is bound to happen. A big mistake. A life can just as well be both empty and short. The days slip by indifferently, leaving neither trace nor memory; and then all of a sudden they stop.

source: - Michel Houellebecq (2011). “Whatever: A Novel”, p.46, Profile Books

Topics: Memories, Mistake, Leaving

The triumph of vegetation is total.

Topics: Triumph

Using a big word like 'plagiarism'... always causes some damage. It will always do lasting damage, like accusations of racism.

Topics: Racism, Damage, Causes

Those who think they know me are simply lacking in information.

Topics: Thinking, Information, Lacking

The dream of all men is to meet little ***** who are innocent but ready for all forms of depravity—which is what, more or less, all teenage girls are.

source: - Michel Houellebecq (2006). “The Possibility of an Island”, p.144, Vintage

Topics: Girl, Dream, Teenage, Depravity, Teenage Girl

The press may hate me, and I know my battles with them are not over, but that doesn't matter.

Topics: Hate, Battle, May

Islam is a dangerous religion.

Topics: Islam, Dangerous

To the end, I will remain a child of Europe, of worry and of shame. I have no message of hope to deliver. For the West, I do not feel hatred. At most I feel a great contempt. I know only that every single one of us reeks of selfishness, masochism and death. We have created a system in which it has simply become impossible to live, and what's more, we continue to export it.

source: - Michel Houellebecq (2003). “Platform: A Novel”, Alfred a Knopf Incorporated

Topics: Children, Europe, Worry, Masochism, Message Of Hope

I think it's more difficult to live without a religion, definitely.

Topics: Thinking, Difficult

I think that if writers don't speak about real life, it's because they don't know it.

Topics: Real, Real Life, Thinking

When we think about the present, we veer wildly between the belief in chance and the evidence in favour of determinism. When we think about the past, however, it seems obvious that everything happened in the way that it was intended.

Topics: Past, Thinking, Way, Determinism

The world outside had its own rules, and those rules were not human.

source: - Michel Houellebecq (2001). “The Elementary Particles”, p.285, Vintage

Topics: World, Humans

If life is an illusion it's a pretty painful one.

Topics: Life Is, Illusion, Painful

An entire life spent reading would have fulfilled my every desire; I already knew that at the age of seven. The texture of the world is painful, inadequate; unalterable, or so it seems to me. Really, I believe that an entire life spent reading would have suited me best. Such a life has not been granted me. ...

Topics: Reading, Believe, Age

I don't like this world. I definitely do not like it. The society in which I live disgusts me; advertising sickens me; computers make me puke.

Topics: World, Computer, Advertising, Puke

I think she is going to find you too old... Yes that was it, the moment she said it I knew it was true, and the revelation caused me no surprise, it was like the echo of a dull, not unexpected shock. The age difference was the last taboo, the final limit, all the stronger for the fact that it remained the last and had replaced all the others. In the modern world you could be a swinger, bi, trans, zoo into S&M, but it was forbidden to be old.

Topics: Zoos, Thinking, Age Difference

The terrible predicament of a beautiful girl is that only an experienced womanizer, someone cynical and without scruple, feels up to the challenge. More often than not, she will lose her virginity to some filthy lowlife in what proves to be the first step in an irrevocable decline.

source: - Michel Houellebecq (2001). “The Elementary Particles”, p.61, Vintage

Topics: Beautiful, Girl, Cynical, Womanizer, Lowlifes

It is interesting to note that the "sexual revolution" was sometimes portrayed as a communal utopia, whereas in fact it was simply another stage in the historical rise of individualism. As the lovely word "household" suggests, the couple and the family would be the last bastion of primitive communism in liberal society. The sexual revolution was to destroy these intermediary communities, the last to separate the individual from the market. The destruction continues to this day.

Topics: Couple, Interesting, Community, Sexual Revolution

My novels are all ideas.

Topics: Ideas, Novel

Polemical debates happen all the time in France.

Topics: France, Debate

The Americans are completely stupid. The intellectual level in any single European country is higher than in America.

Topics: Country, Stupid, America

When a country is strong... it accepts any dose of pessimism from its writers.

Topics: Country, Strong, Pessimism

When you read the Koran, you give up. At least the Bible is very beautiful because Jews have an extraordinary literary talent.

Topics: Beautiful, Giving Up, Talent

Why am I popular? I don't know. Is it a mistake? I should think it's a mistake somewhere.

Topics: Mistake, Thinking, Should

A reactionary is someone who wants to return to a previous state - that's never a possibility in my books. For me, everything's irreversible in the life of a society, as well as an individual's.

Topics: Book, Want, Return, Irreversible

Active people don't change the world profoundly; ideas do. Napoleon is less important in world history than Jean-Jacques Rousseau.

Topics: Ideas, People, Jean Jacques Rousseau, Jacques Rousseau, People Don't Change

Adolescence is not only an important period in life, but that it is the only period where one may speak of life in the full sense of the word.

Topics: Important, May, Speak

Without beauty a girl is unhappy because she has missed her chance to be loved. People do not jeer at her, they are not cruel to her, but it is as if she were invisible, no eyes follow her as she walks. People feel uncomfortable when they are with her. They find it easier to ignore her. A girl who is exceptionally beautiful, on the other hand, who has something which too far surpasses the customary seductive freshness of adolescence, appears somehow unreal. Great beauty seems invariably to portend some tragic fate.

source: - Michel Houellebecq (2001). “The Elementary Particles”, p.61, Vintage

Topics: Beautiful, Girl, Eye, Tragic Fate

Now abideth beauty, truth, and intensity; but the greatest of these is intensity.

Topics: Intensity

A source of permanent, accessible pleasure, our genitals exist. The god who created our misfortune, who made us short-lived, vain and cruel, has also provided this form of meagre compensation. If we couldn't have sex from time to time, what would life be? A futile struggle against joints that stiffen, caries that form. All of which, moreover, is as uninteresting as humanly possible - the collagen which makes muscles stiffen, the appearance of microbic cavities in the gums.

Topics: Sex, Struggle, Gum, Collagen

I am for the muscles. I would like to have a lot of muscles, because women like it. I'm for bodybuilding, but it's very exhausting.

Topics: Bodybuilding, Muscles, Exhausting

There is no point in asking me general questions because I am always changing my mind.

source: - "Houellebecq acquitted of insulting Islam". www.theguardian.com. October 22, 2002.

Topics: Mind, Asking, Changing My Mind

The most stupid religion is Islam.

source: - "I Read the News That Day, Oh Boy" by Hendrik Hertzberg, www.newyorker.com. September 2, 2011.

Topics: Stupid, Islam

In reality, the monotheist texts preach neither peace, love nor tolerance. They are texts of hate.

Topics: Hate, Reality, Tolerance, Peace Love

Of course, we can distinguish between males and females; we can also, if we choose, distinguish between different age categories; but any more advanced distinction comes close to pedantry, probably a result of boredom. A creature that is bored elaborates distinctions and hierarchies. According to Hutchinson and Rawlins, the development of systems of hierarchical dominance within animal societies does not correspond to any practical necessity, nor to any selective advantage; it simply constitutes a means of combating the crushing boredom of life in the heart of nature.

Topics: Crush, Heart, Mean, Different Ages, Pedantry

Depressive lucidity, usually described as a radical withdrawal from ordinary human concerns, generally manifests itself by a profound indifference to things which are genuinely of minor interest. Thus it is possible to imagine a depressed lover, while the idea of a depressed patriot seems frankly inconceivable.

Topics: Ideas, Profound, Withdrawal, Lucidity, Depressive

Rumor had it that he was homosexual; in reality, in recent years, he was simply a garden-variety alcoholic.

Topics: Reality, Garden, Years

I prefer reading to writing. Reading changes your world view. Writing changes absolutely nothing. Except, of course, when it makes you rich.

Topics: Reading, Writing, Views, Absolutely Nothing

As a teenager, Michel believed that suffering conferred dignity on a person. Now he had to admit that he had been wrong. What conferred dignity on people was television.

Topics: Teenager, People, Suffering

I feel as if things are falling apart within me, like so many glass partitions shattering. I walk from place to place in the grip of a fury, needing to act, yet can do nothing about it because any attempt seems doomed in advance. Failure, everywhere failure. Only suicide hovers above me, gleaming and inaccessible.

Topics: Suicide, Fall, Glasses

...beds last on an average much longer than marriages...

Topics: Average, Lasts, Bed

On Sunday morning I went out for a while in the neighbourhood; I bought some raisin bread. The day was warm but a little sad, as Sundays often are in Paris, especially when one doesn't believe in God.

Topics: Morning, Believe, Sunday, Raisins, Neighbourhoods

I tend to think that good and evil exist and that the quantity in each of us is unchangeable. The moral character of people is set, fixed until death.

Topics: Character, Thinking, Evil, Moral Character

In my own writing, I think of myself as a realist who exaggerates a little.

Topics: Writing, Thinking, Littles

I think that if I am notorious, it is because other people have decided that this is how I should be.

Topics: Thinking, People, Notorious

I admit that invective is one of my pleasures. This only brings me problems in life, but that's it. I attack, I insult. I have a gift for that, for insults, for provocation. So I am tempted to use it.

Topics: Use, Insult, Problem, Provocation, Problems In Life

Just like unrestrained economic liberalism, and for similar reasons, sexual liberalism produces phenomena of absolute pauperization. Some men make love every day; others five or six times in their life, or never. Some make love with dozens of women, others with none. It’s what’s known as ‘the law of the market’… In a totally liberal sexual system certain people have a varied and exciting erotic life; others are reduced to masturbation and solitude.

source: - Michel Houellebecq (2011). “Whatever: A Novel”, p.99, Profile Books

Topics: Men, Law, People

I want to be loved despite my faults. It isn't exactly true that I'm a provocateur. A real provocateur is someone who says things he doesn't think, just to shock. I try to say what I think.

Topics: Real, Thinking, Trying

I hadn’t seen any novel make the statement that entering the workforce was like entering the grave. That from then on, nothing happens and you have to pretend to be interested in your work. And, furthermore, that some people have a sex life and others don’t just because some are more attractive than others. I wanted to acknowledge that if people don’t have a sex life, it’s not for some moral reason, it’s just because they’re ugly. Once you’ve said it, it sounds obvious, but I wanted to say it.

Topics: Sex, People, Entering, Workforce

Life is painful and disappointing. It is useless, therefore, to write new realistic novels. We generally know where we stand in relation to reality and don’t care to know any more.

source: - Michel Houellebecq (2005). “H.P. Lovecraft: Against the World, Against Life”, McSweeney's

Topics: Writing, Reality, Useless

In order to pass the time I told him the story of the German who ate the other German whom he’d met on the internet.

Topics: Order, Stories, Internet

This progressive effacement of human relationships is not without certain problems for the novel. How, in point of fact, would one handle the narration of those unbridled passions, stretching over many years, and at times making their effect felt on several generations? We’re a long way from Wuthering Heights, to say the least. The novel form is not conceived for depicting indifference or nothingness; a flatter, more terse, and dreary discourse would need to be invented.

Topics: Passion, Years, Long, Narration, Unbridled Passion

it’s true this world our breathing laboured inspires nothing more than obvious disgust a desire to flee without our share and no longer read the headlines we long to return to our ancestral home where our forebears once lived under an angel’s wing we long to find that strange morality which sanctified life to the end we crave something like loyalty like the embrace of mild addictions something that transcends yet contains life we cannot live far from eternity

Topics: Loyalty, Home, Angel

Last election shows that there's a big discrepancy between two parts of the country. That discrepancy also exists in France, but we've had the National Front for forty years, and it only took Trump one year to get elected. Very fast. That's the surprising thing. In France we thought everybody liked Obama, but maybe the media were lying. Maybe they didn't.

source: - Source: www.vice.com

Topics: Country, Lying, Election

Father died last year. I don't subscribe to the theory by which we only become truly adult when our parents die; we never become truly adult.

source: - Michel Houellebecq (2003). “Platform: A Novel”, Alfred a Knopf Incorporated

Topics: Father, Years, Parent