J. B. Smoove Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things, you can't leave the bathroom door open...you can't put your feet on the couch, you can't hide stuff in the couch.”
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“My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power wash his ass, f-ck my mail up, I don't care.”
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“For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.”
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“I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars.”
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“I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.”
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“I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.”
-- J. B. Smoove
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