Kevin Kling quotes

“I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough.”
-- Kevin Kling

Source : Kevin Kling (2008). “The Dog Says How”, p.94, Minnesota Historical Society

#Dollars Quotes #Half Quotes #Pay Quotes

“Nobody looks better than when they are helping someone else.”
-- Kevin Kling

#Looks Quotes #Helping Quotes

“A great gift is an answer waiting for a question.”
-- Kevin Kling

#Waiting Quotes #Answers Quotes

“If God takes away from us the old, wrinkled, beat-up dollar bill we have clutched so desperately, it is only because He wants to exchange it for the whole Federal mint, the entire treasury! He is saying to us, 'I have in store for you all the resources of heaven. Help yourself.'”

“It's harder than you might think to squander millions of dollars, but a flawed software development process is a tool well suited to the job.”

Source : Alan Cooper (1999). “The Inmates are Running the Asylum”, Sams Publishing

“Forget the camera, forget the lens, forget all of that. With any four-dollar camera, you can capture the best picture.”

“Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer.”

“He would not stay for me, and who can wonder? He would not stay for me to stand and gaze. I shook his hand, and tore my heart in sunder, And went with half my life about my ways.”

“I like to look at the glass half full.”

“I believe this Government cannot endure, permanently half slave and half free.”

“Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!”

“I have the Pleasure to assure you Congress pay particular Attention to the Defence of New Jersey, and hitherto have denied us nothing which we have Asked for that Purpose.”

“My only ambition when I came to Hollywood was to pay my rent.”