Greg Behrendt Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves”
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“If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.”
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“Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you”
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“Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.”
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“Alone also means available for someone outstanding.”
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“When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.”
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“The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.”
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“You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.”
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“Beware of the word 'friend'. It can often be used by men or the women that love them to excuse the most unfriendly behavior. Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.”
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“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”
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“Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time”
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“A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.”
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“Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.”
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“Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with”
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“Better than nothing is not good enough for you!”
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“If you bury the pain deep down it will stay with you indefinitely, but if you open yourself to it, experience it, and deal with it head-on, you'll find it begins to move on after a while.”
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“First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend”
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“There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.”
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“But what I can do is paint you a picture of what you’ll never see when you’re with a guy who’s really into you: You’ll never see you staring maniacally at your phone, willing it to ring. You’ll never see you ruining an evening with friends because you’re calling for your messages every fifteen seconds. You’ll never see you hating yourself for calling him when you know you shouldn’t have. What you will see is you being treated so well that no phone antics will be necessary. You’ll be too busy being adored.”
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“Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.”
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“Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.”
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“He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.”
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“We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.†We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.”
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“I believe in love the verb, not the noun.”
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“I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.”
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“The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.”
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“The word “busy†is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.”
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“The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.”
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“I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.”
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“The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.”
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