Graham Norton Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
-- Graham Norton

#Sushi #Remember #Life Is
“Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'”
-- Graham Norton

#Gay #Men #Thinking
“The BBC is a victim of its own independence.”
-- Graham Norton

#Independence #Victim
“The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.”
-- Graham Norton

#Hate #People #Might
“Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?'”
-- Graham Norton

#Jobs #Hate #Thinking
“Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do.”
-- Graham Norton

#Bored #Want #Obvious
“Tolerance is forced on people in London.”
-- Graham Norton

#People #Tolerance #London
“The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing.”
-- Graham Norton

#Years #Drug
“My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.”
-- Graham Norton

#Friday #Real #One Day
“Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.”
-- Graham Norton

#Drama #School #Years
“Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV.”
-- Graham Norton

#Thinking #Television #Tvs
“Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.”
-- Graham Norton

#States #Perky #Planets
“My life could have been so grim really, really grim.”
-- Graham Norton

#Grim
“You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.”
-- Graham Norton

#Looks #Earth #Want
“All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.”
-- Graham Norton

#Interesting #Stories #Television
“Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.”
-- Graham Norton

#Bored #Ordinary #Meetings
“Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.”
-- Graham Norton

#Jobs #Moving #House
“My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.”
-- Graham Norton

#Class #Parent #Way
“I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.'”
-- Graham Norton

#Growing Up #Gay #People
“One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.”
-- Graham Norton

#Love Life #Gay #Paper
“You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.”
-- Graham Norton

#People #Want #Freak
“It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.”
-- Graham Norton

#Successful #Lovely #Hot
“I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do.”
-- Graham Norton

#Wanted
“I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.”
-- Graham Norton

#Long #People #Dating
“I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.”
-- Graham Norton

#Paper #Want #London
“Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!”
-- Graham Norton

#Depth #Credit #Given
“Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.”
-- Graham Norton

#Littles #Twisted #Britain
“An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.”
-- Graham Norton

#Beautiful #Males #Hot
“A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.”
-- Graham Norton

#Cynical #Comedian #Kind
“All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.”
-- Graham Norton

#Home #Doors #People

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