Brendon Small quotes
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“Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery.”
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“I'd rather DIE than go to heaven.”
-- Brendon SmallSource : "Fictional character: William Murderface". TV Series "Metalocalypse" ("Dethfam", 2006), www.imdb.com. 2006-2013.
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“I think Berklee College of Music had the highest dropout rate of any college - or pretend college - in the United States. Because I think most people think they're going to be in Green Day or whatever, and you actually have to learn about music you don't care for, too. I mean, I cared for a great deal of music; it's just that I didn't want to submerge myself into the well of fusion jazz.”
-- Brendon SmallSource : "Interview with comedian Brendon Small". Interview with Will Harris, www.bullz-eye.com. November 25, 2005.
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“If a woman's got any instincts, she feels when her husband's off the reservation.”
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“When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?”
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“I'm not Lisa, my name is Julie.”
Source : Song: I'm Not Lisa, Album: I'm Jessi Colter
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