Tallulah Bankhead Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.”
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“Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.”
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“If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.”
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“They aren't making mirrors like they use to.”
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“Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.”
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“I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.”
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“I thought I told you to wait in the car.”
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“If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.”
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“I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.”
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“I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.”
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“Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.”
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“My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.”
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“It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.”
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“Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring.”
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“The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.”
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“Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.”
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“They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.”
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“Will TV kill the theater? If the programs I have seen, save for "Kukla, Fran and Ollie," the ball games and the fights, are any criterion, the theater need not wake up in a cold sweat.”
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“There is less in this than meets the eye.”
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“I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.”
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“I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!”
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“Do you know what my ambition is in life? To be without ambition. As far back as I can remember I've been absolutely hag-ridden. I'd like to attain the state of mind that the Indians call Nirvana. That, for me, would happen if I were free of ambition.”
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“[On being asked in her later years if she were Tallulah:] I'm what's left of her, dahling.”
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“... all my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.”
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“For acting, darlings, is the world's most perilous trade. Compared with actors, steeple jacks and deep-sea divers lead snug and placid lives.”
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“Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it.”
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“[To the man who came up to her at a party and exclaimed effusively, 'Tallulah! I haven't seen you for 41 years!':] I thought I told you to wait in the car.”
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“Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.”
-- Tallulah Bankhead
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