John Barrymore famous quotes

07-13-2025

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
-- John Barrymore

#Love #Inspirational #Life
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
-- John Barrymore

#Love #Motivational #Positive
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
-- John Barrymore

#Sexy #Witty #Causes
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
-- John Barrymore

#Love #Beautiful #Girl
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
-- John Barrymore

#Bad Ass #Atheism #Should
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
-- John Barrymore

#Wonder #Modern #Verses
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
-- John Barrymore

#Beautiful #Wife #Cute Funny
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
-- John Barrymore

#Good Morning #Giving #Three
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
-- John Barrymore

#Life #Beautiful #Littles
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
-- John Barrymore

#Funny #Money #Months
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
-- John Barrymore

#Boxing #Missing #Gloves
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
-- John Barrymore

#Funny #Country #Humorous
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
-- John Barrymore

#Girl #Mother #Wife
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
-- John Barrymore

#Sarcastic #Money #Pay
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
-- John Barrymore

#Men #Relief #Sometimes
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
-- John Barrymore

#Attachment #Vacuums #Debt
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
-- John Barrymore

#Marriage #Thinking #Wife
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
-- John Barrymore

#Fear #Failure #Risk
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
-- John Barrymore

#Drinking #Drink

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