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Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas quotes
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“A mother who is really a mother is never free.”
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“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”
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“Mom's always know how to make us happy, but they also know exactly how to make us cry.”
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“It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.”
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“Okay, using the dreaded middle name is not the best way to forge a bond.”
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“I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.”
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“Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign you have failed) is like having a car you love overheat and deciding it's not manly to take it to the mechanic. You can keep on driving it but eventually you will ruin the engine.”
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“There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.”
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“Woman's world is her husband, her family, her children and her home. We do not find it right when she presses into the world of men.”
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“Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages - just don't catch him at breakfast. Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.”