Jim Cornette quotes
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“I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.”
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“Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.”
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“Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.”
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“Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.”
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“I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!”
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“Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.”
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“Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.”
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“Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.”
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“He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.”
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“Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!”
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“Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.”
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“I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.”
-- Jim Cornette -
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“He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.”
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“The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.”
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“The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.”
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“Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.”
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“I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.”
-- Jim Cornette
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