Jerry Smith quotes

Jerry Smith quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!”
-- Jerry Smith

#Color Quotes #Shoes Quotes #Fit Quotes
“I shop like a bull - I charge everything!”
-- Jerry Smith

#Bulls Quotes #Shops Quotes
“Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.”
-- Jerry Smith

#Vacation Quotes #Clothes Quotes #Relaxation Quotes
“There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love!”
-- Jerry Smith

#Kissing Quotes #Two Quotes #Hug Quotes
“I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.”
-- Jerry Smith

#May Quotes #Twins Quotes #Kind Quotes
“Don't learn safety by accident.”
-- Jerry Smith

#Safety Quotes #Accidents Quotes
“Safety isn't expensive, its priceless.”
-- Jerry Smith

#Safety Quotes #Priceless Quotes
“If you don't think it's safe, it probably isn't.”
-- Jerry Smith

#Thinking Quotes #Safety Quotes #Safe Quotes
“Working safely is like breathing - if you don't, you die.”
-- Jerry Smith

#Breathing Quotes #Safety Quotes
“Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure.”
-- Jerry Smith

#Fire Quotes #Pleasure Quotes #Playing With Fire Quotes
“Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons.”
-- Jerry Smith

#Beautiful Quotes #Childhood Quotes
“To play with ten players for over half of the match is never going to be easy against anybody, particularly on their home field. But I thought the team adjusted fairly well and at times we looked really good with only ten players. Still, it's a win, and it's a win for the Rivalry Series and I'm happy about that.”
-- Jerry Smith

#Team Quotes #Home Quotes #Winning Quotes
“May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future's veil and show, What fate now holds for you?”
-- Jerry Smith

#Halloween Quotes #Fate Quotes #Veils Quotes
“A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe'en!”
-- Jerry Smith

#Halloween Quotes #Heart Quotes #Fire Quotes
“Children are for people who can't have dogs.”
-- Jerry Smith

#Dog Quotes #Children Quotes #People Quotes
“A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.”
-- Jerry Smith

#Dog Quotes #Men Quotes #Devil Quotes
“Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.”
-- Jerry Smith

#Funny Quotes #Girl Quotes #Softball Quotes

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