Wanda Sykes quotes
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“I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.”
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“When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?”
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“I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.”
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“It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.”
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“If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.”
-- Wanda SykesSource : "Wanda Sykes, Is 'Sick & Tired'". "News & Notes" with Farai Chideya, www.npr.org. October 13, 2006.
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“If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.”
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“I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.”
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“Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.”
-- Wanda SykesSource : Interview with Keith Phipps, www.avclub.com. October 20, 2004.
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“Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.”
-- Wanda SykesSource : Interview with Keith Phipps, www.avclub.com. October 20, 2004.
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“I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.”
-- Wanda SykesSource : "Side Benefit of Prop 8’s Passage: Celebrities Busting Out of Closet" by Party Ben, www.motherjones.com. November 16, 2008.
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“These CEOs, man ... If you're that ruthless, you're a scary dude. I tell you, now when I walk past a little gang banger, I don't even blink. But if I see a white dude with a Wall Street Journal, I haul ass. Before I walk past the Arthur Andersen building, I cut through the projects. If you cut through the projects, you may just lose what you have on you that day. I ain't never been mugged of my whole future.”
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“Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, "Listen, you're not pregnant." I said, "Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.”
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“I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.”
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“Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.”
-- Wanda SykesSource : Wanda Sykes (2004). “Yeah, I Said It”, p.71, Simon and Schuster
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“white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.”
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“I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.”
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“It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.”
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“I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.”
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“Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.”
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“I don't understand why people really get upset about something that doesn't affect them at all.”
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“I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I'm doing a show and I'm working on a bit and someone's there with a phone, they record it and put it online - it's not the finished product.”
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“When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.”
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“I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.”
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“If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.”
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“The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'”
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“As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.”
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“Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.”
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“I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.”
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“I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.”
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“But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.”
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“And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.”
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“It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.”
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“Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.”
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“I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.”
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“I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.”
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“I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.”
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“I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.”
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“I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.”
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“We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better now.'”
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“L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.”
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“Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.”
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“I'm here today because I hated everything else.”
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“I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.”
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“I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.”
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“But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.”
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“A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.”
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“It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.”
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“I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!”
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“I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker but he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight ... Rush Limbaugh - I hope the country fails. I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.”
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“In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.”
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“I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.”
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“What drives the creative person is that we see it all.”
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“My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.”
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“How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?”
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“If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.”
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“It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.”
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“I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.”
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“I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on a baseball with a big, toothy grin. It's the Sambo of all other offensive mascots. I have never seen a Native American smile that hard before, not even at a casino opening.”
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“Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm like, I can't be the poster child for everything. At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade and a float and it's a party.”
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“Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.”
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