Dave Dutton quotes

“I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's”
-- Dave Dutton

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“Of course prostitutes have babies. Where do you think traffic wardens come from?”
-- Dave Dutton

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“It had been three weeks, four days and twelve hours since I'd seen her. Since she'd torn my heart out. If I had been drinking, I'd blame it on the alcohol. It had to be an illusion, a desperate one. But I hadn't been drinking. Not a drop. There was no mistaking Blaire. It was her. She was actually here. Blaire was back in Rosemary. She was at my house.”

“Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.”

“It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?”

“A man dies too young if he leaves any wine in his cellar.”

“I saw a lot of people have success handed to them that then exploited it. They didn't protect it or cherish it.”

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“The angel came, the angel saw, the angel fell.”

“The winner of the elections which saw the participation of almsot 30 million people was the Iranian nation and the losers were those who tried to keep people away from the polls.”

“I'm a private contractor now. I choose my clients, not the other way around.”

“Clients have no trouble paying $5,800 for an hour in a Gulfstream corporate jet or $425 for a month of parking. But God forbid they spend $3 per on a glossy annual report.”

“And I've never viewed comics as assignments for the client”