Norm Crosby Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

“When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.”
-- Norm Crosby

#Funny #Hilarious #Smart
“Teenagers don't know what love is. They have mixed-up ideas. They go for a drive and the boy runs out of gas and they smooch a little and the girl says she loves him. That isn't love. Love is when you are married twenty-five years, smooching in your living room and he runs out of gas and she says she still loves him. That's love.”
-- Norm Crosby

#Girl #Running #Best Love
“I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.”
-- Norm Crosby

#Technology #Hearing #Messages
“Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game”
-- Norm Crosby

#Hockey #Games #Style
“My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.”
-- Norm Crosby

#Graduation #School #Tough
“I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.”
-- Norm Crosby

#Redneck #Thinking #Las Vegas
“If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.”
-- Norm Crosby

#Hurt #Coffee #Eye

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