Steve Fowler Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

“It's hogwash to say drunkenness is no excuse for crime... Wherever mind altering drugs are on sale to the public, we should expect mind altered behaviour from the public.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Drug #Mind #Hogwash

“Beautiful words are ugly motives best friends.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Beautiful #Ugly #Motive

“Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Dog #Simplicity #Needs

“No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Want #Acorns

“You can split atoms, but you can't split true love.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Atoms #Splits

“Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Beautiful #Sound #Poetic

“Depression catches everyone who lives long enough to be caught.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Long #Long Life #Enough

“Talk about tactful - she's got a tongue like a Kalashnikov!”
-- Steve Fowler

#Tongue #Kalashnikov

“My dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Dog #People #Kind

“Ikea products should come free with happy meals.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Ikea #Meals #Should

“Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Religious #Deception #Anti Religious

“If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Kangaroos #Forget #Forget You

“There's so much to say, the human race will be extinct long before everything which could be said has been said.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Race #Long #Said

“TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Tvs #Idiot #These Days

“God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Honesty #Imagination #Evolution

“The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Mother #Honesty #Father

“Genius attracts more hate than love and more disrespect than respect; at least for the first few hundred years.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Jealousy #Hate #Years

“There's four seasons in the UK, spring, autumn, winter and winter.”
-- Steve Fowler

#Spring #Autumn #Winter