Russell Howard Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“The Bible says gays arent natural. What, and a talking snake is?!”
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“Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'”
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“'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'”
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“So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided it would be the ideal moment to say - 'Guess what everyone in this jacuzzi has in common? You've all sucked on my tits.'”
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“If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.”
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“Music's the best thing we do as humans, isn't it? Music, I mean you flail your limbs, make you move in a way you don't understand. Or it can make you weep like a sailor's wife staring at a storm.”
-- Russell Howard
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