Russell Howard Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

Share

Tweet

+1

Share

Pin

Like

Send

Share

“The Bible says gays arent natural. What, and a talking snake is?!”
-- Russell Howard

#Gay #Snakes #Talking
“Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'”
-- Russell Howard

#Funny #Queens #Gone
“'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'”
-- Russell Howard

#Funny #Police #Monsters
“So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided it would be the ideal moment to say - 'Guess what everyone in this jacuzzi has in common? You've all sucked on my tits.'”
-- Russell Howard

#Funny #Mother #Father
“If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.”
-- Russell Howard

#Funny #Sex #Taken
“Music's the best thing we do as humans, isn't it? Music, I mean you flail your limbs, make you move in a way you don't understand. Or it can make you weep like a sailor's wife staring at a storm.”
-- Russell Howard

#Moving #Mean #Wife

Top 24 Quotes By Russell Howard A Z Quotes

Russell Howard On The Queen Comedian Quotes Haha Funny Jokes

Russell Howard Quotes Young Comedians Funniest Jokes Chucklebuzz

38 Of Russell Howard S Best Jokes And Funniest One Liners

Pin On Russell Howard Tho

Share

Tweet

+1

Share

Pin

Like

Send

Share

You may also like:

Al Murray
Stand-up comedian
Billy Connolly
Comedian
Dara O Briain
Stand-up comedian
Dave Gorman
Author
Doc Brown
Rapper
Ed Byrne
Comedian
Frank Skinner
Comedian
Frankie Boyle
Comedian
Jack Whitehall
Comedian
Jimmy Carr
Comedian
John Bishop
Stand-up comedian
Jon Richardson
Comedian
Lee Evans
Comedian
Michael McIntyre
Stand-up comedian
Nina Conti
Actress
Rhod Gilbert
Comedian
Russell Brand
Comedian
Sarah Millican
Comedian
Sean Lock
Comedian
Stewart Francis
Comedian