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“The surest way to wake up and smell the roses every day is to go to sleep face down in the flower bed.”
-- Argus Hamilton

#Flower #Sleep #Smell
“If it turns out that Barry Bonds used ***** to bulk up and add muscle mass, he could get four to eight years as governor of California”
-- Argus Hamilton

#California #Eight #Years
“Theyâ€™ve taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house.”
-- Argus Hamilton

#Taken #White #House
“No wonder we keep testing positive in their bicycle races. Everyone looks like they're full of testosterone when they're surrounded by Frenchmen.”
-- Argus Hamilton

#Race #Looks #Wonder
“Pakistan's ruler Pervez Musharraf predicted the Taliban will fall for hiding Osama bin Laden. Ex-king Zahir Shah is standing by to replace Mullah Mohammed Omar. And the most ominous sign of all, President Bush has learned all their names.”
-- Argus Hamilton

#Kings #Fall #Names
“He called for military supremacy, no welfare and cultural rebirth. It was a nice speech, but it sounded a lot better in its original German.”
-- Argus Hamilton

#Military #Nice #Speech

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