“This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.”
“When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.”
“Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.”
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