John Stanfa quotes

“You know what I'll do? I'll get a knife and cut out his tongue, and we'll send it to his wife”
-- John Stanfa

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“I'm the complete opposite of every clean cut, decent-looking guy you could ever think of. Yet, I have the biggest heart in the world.”

“Right now I'm doing four shows at a time, trying to read four outlines every week, four scripts every week, and watching four rough cuts; it's a lot of good work. It's fun to do it, but it does wear you out.”

“A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.”

Source : "Mark Souder: The Hypocrisy of the Hypocrite" by Diana Butler Bass, www.beliefnet.com. May 18, 2010.

“He's so busy looking inside people to find the good that he misses the knife they're holding in their hand.”

“It's amazing the relationships you forge in a kitchen. When you cooperate in an environment that's hot. Where there's a lot of knives. You're trusting your well-being with someone you've never before met or known.”

“When I used my knife, it brought psychological relief. I know I have to be destroyed. I was a mistake of nature.”

“I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything.”

“[On her recently widowed father's much younger wife:] My father has been very busy in conjugating the verb to love, and I assure you he declines its moods and tenses inimitably.”

“In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.”

“Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one.”