Earl Wilson quotes

Earl Wilson quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.”
-- Earl Wilson

#Love Quotes #Couple Quotes #Would Be Quotes
“A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.”
-- Earl Wilson

#Holiday Quotes #Vacation Quotes
“Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.”
-- Earl Wilson

#Gossip Quotes
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
-- Earl Wilson

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Inspiring Quotes
“Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.”
-- Earl Wilson

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Money Quotes
“Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.”
-- Earl Wilson

#Inspirational Quotes #Teenager Quotes #Long Quotes
“A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.”
-- Earl Wilson

#Baseball Quotes #Motivational Sports Quotes #Games Quotes
“Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?”
-- Earl Wilson

#Money Quotes #Generations Quotes #Wonderful Quotes
“You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.”
-- Earl Wilson

#Doctors Quotes #Handwriting Quotes #May Quotes
“Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.”
-- Earl Wilson

#Temptation Quotes #Duty Quotes #Heard Quotes
“A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.”
-- Earl Wilson

#Men Quotes #Race Quotes #Ties Quotes
“One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.”
-- Earl Wilson

#Climbing Quotes #Blood Quotes #Hiking Quotes
“To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.”
-- Earl Wilson

#Women Quotes #Men Quotes
“Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.”
-- Earl Wilson

#Stress Quotes #Parent Quotes #May Quotes
“The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.”
-- Earl Wilson

#Political Quotes #Politics Quotes #Way Quotes

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