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“My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.”
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“This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.”
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“If the English language had been properly organized ... then there would be a word which meant both 'he' and 'she', and I could write, 'If John or Mary comes heesh will want to play tennis', which would save a lot of trouble.”
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“For I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me.”
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“They wanted to come in after the pounds", explained Pooh, "so I let them. It's the best way to write poetry, letting things come.”
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“What distinguishes Cambridge from Oxford, broadly speaking, is that nobody who has been to Cambridge feels impelled to write about it.”