Harry Enfield quotes
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“According to the Bank of England the economy is growing too fast so interest rates must rise to counter the supposed inflationary threat.”
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“According to the Bank of England the economy is growing too fast so interest rates must rise to counter the supposed inflationary threat. In lay terms, I interpret this to mean that people are working much harder, causing economic growth, and they're in danger of spending their money, which is what the recession-hit shops want them to do. But the Bank and the City seem to think this is wrong, and that if people work harder they should be punished by having their mortgages increased.”
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“Brilliant. A very funny and concise explanation of why we men are as we are. If you are male, you should read it and then make your partner read it, so they will no longer hate you but pity you instead.”
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“"I'm a victim of sexual discrimination." "No, you're the victim of a cruel sexual experiment performed by your mother and father.”
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“When I get off the plane in England I always feel about two inches shorter.”
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“That's something I think is growing on me as I get older: happy endings.”
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“On the road from the City of Skepticism, I had to pass through the Valley of Ambiguity.”
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“History has not dealt kindly with the aftermath of protracted periods of low risk premiums.”
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