Kathleen Madigan Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.”
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“Kids? It's like living with homeless people. They're cute but they just chase you around all day long going, 'Can I have a dollar? I'm missing a shoe! I need a ride!”
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“I don't have a computer. I'm going to wait until that whole fad is over. I was suckered in on the Pet Rock. Not twice, people.”
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“The bus scares me. Way too many gross people on the bus. Sixty-five people on the bus and I was the last one on. I felt like calling Unsolved Mysteries. 'Yeah, I found everybody.”
-- Kathleen Madigan
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