Lee Evans Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

“I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea!”
-- Lee Evans

#Essence #Giving #Tea
“Youve got to take advantage of those guys outside. Its frustrating.”
-- Lee Evans

#Guy #Advantage #Frustrating
“I tried water polo and my horse drownedthat was a nightmare.”
-- Lee Evans

#Horse #Water #Nightmare

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