Doug Larson quotes
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“Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.”
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“Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.”
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“Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.”
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“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.”
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“Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.”
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“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
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“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.”
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“For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.”
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“Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.”
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“A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.”
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“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.”
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“Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.”
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“The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.”
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“If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.”
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“Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.”
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“Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.”
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“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.”
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“The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.”
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“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.”
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“Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.”
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“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.”
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“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”
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“A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.”
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“The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.”
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“The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.”
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“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.”
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“Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.”
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“What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.”
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“The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.”
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“A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.”
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“In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.”
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“The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.”
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“Fancy Restaurant: one that serves cold soup on purpose.”
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“Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.”
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“They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.”
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“Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.”
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“A perfect example of the power of prayer is when a blizzard closes the schools on the day of a big exam.”
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“The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.”
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“An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.”
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“The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.”
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“The trouble with the last snowfall of the season is that you can't be sure.”
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“Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.”
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“Democracy is a system that gives people a chance to elect rascals of their own choice.”
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“Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.”
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“A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.”
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“There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.”
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“There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.”
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“The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.”
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“The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.”
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“A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.”
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“Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.”
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“Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.”
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“Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.”
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“One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.”
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“Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.”
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