Harry Hill quotes

Harry Hill quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.”
-- Harry Hill

#Faces Quotes
“You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.”
-- Harry Hill

#Home Quotes #Might Quotes #Chickens Quotes
“My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.”
-- Harry Hill

#Fathers Day Quotes #Dad Quotes #Fighting Quotes
“You can tell a lot about someone's personality if you know his star sign -Jesus, born on 25 December, fed the five thousand, walked on water -typical Capricorn.”
-- Harry Hill

#Jesus Quotes #Stars Quotes #Astrology Quotes
“It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.”
-- Harry Hill

Source : "Harry Hill". TV Series, 1997 - 2000.

#Nature Quotes #Glasses Quotes #Flames Quotes
“I have a really nice step ladder, sadly, I never knew my real ladder.”
-- Harry Hill

#Real Quotes #Nice Quotes #Ladders Quotes
“I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system.”
-- Harry Hill

#Taste Quotes #Sticks Quotes #Complicated Quotes
“The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons?”
-- Harry Hill

#Phones Quotes #Email Quotes #Fax Quotes

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