Ocupation: Poet
Life: September 13, 1894 - December 27, 1953
Birthday: September 13
Death: December 27
A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.
Topics: Doe, Pessimist, Optimist
Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.
Topics: Men, Water, Lucky, Lucky Man
The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.
Topics: Men, Differences, Camels
Success--something your friends will never forgive you.
Topics: Forgiving, Never Forgive
Life--a lifelong death sentence.
Topics: Lifelong, Death Sentence, Sentences
Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.
Topics: Strong, Scratches, Prohibition
Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.
Topics: Beautiful, Legs, Ends, Beautiful Legs
Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.
Topics: Who Cares, Care
Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.
Topics: Wife, Desire, Neighbor
Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.
Topics: Voice, Quiet, Conscience, Quiet Voice
A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?
Topics: Girl, Boys, Saws
Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.
Topics: Falling In Love, Fall, Tragedy