“The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.”
“The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.”
“I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for children.' I was like, 'That sounds like a fair trade - especially if they're crappy kids.'”
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