Eric Andre Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.towleroad.com
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“I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.complex.com
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“I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: freshfiction.tv
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“A hole is a hole has always been my motto.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.towleroad.com
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“I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.complex.com
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“I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.complex.com
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“I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.towleroad.com
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“I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.complex.com
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“I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.complex.com
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“Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.complex.com
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“I'm not a very good actor, so I break character all the time.”
-- Eric AndreSource : "Eric Andre On the Maniacal Genius of ‘MAN SEEKING WOMAN’". Interview with Cole Clay, freshfiction.tv.
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“The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.complex.com
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“Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.avclub.com
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“Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows where the sketch goes on for five minutes. It's like, "I get it! I'm already bored. I did like the joke, but I don't anymore, because you went on too long."”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.avclub.com
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“I care a lot; I'm very sensitive.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.complex.com
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“Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.avclub.com
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“When I'm watching South Park I don't think it's written by neo-Nazis. They know exactly what they're doing.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.towleroad.com
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“All motivation is defined by intention. If the intention is to hurt, divide, or belittle, it's wrong; if it's an attempt to cope with or make sense of tragedy, it's something different. If it's commenting on society's flaws, versus adding to society's flaws, I think the audience can tell.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.towleroad.com
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“Wonder Showzen is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it was so funny and new and original and edgy and insane and subversive. I didn't know comedy could do that.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.avclub.com
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“You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.towleroad.com
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“I feel like we put all the weight on the president, rather than distributing the weight to all of the elected officials.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.complex.com
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“You can't really feel the direct change from one president to another versus people closer to you in local elections.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.complex.com
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“I feel the acting conservatory taught me how to be a working actor in the 1700s. We learned stuff like 'to the back of the auditorium, to the back of the auditorium' and the liquid "u." 'The payment is duuue on Tuuuesday.' I also learned how to fence. If anything, when I moved to Los Angeles, I didn't fit in, in any way. I had to do comedy, because I was talking so pretentiously.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.hollywoodchicago.com
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“If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great.”
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“I just grew up with it [The Simpsons]. The first season came on when I was 5, 6 years old, and the show evolved as I was growing up and got funnier and funnier and, by the time I was in 12th grade, they were at their funniest.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.avclub.com
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“Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview.”
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“I do think homophobia in the '80s was more rampant and socially acceptable.”
-- Eric AndreSource : Source: www.towleroad.com
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“Wonder Showzen was one of the first shows that realized each sketch, each segment is essentially one joke, and, once you know what the joke is, it's time to move on.”
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“I think part of it is the fact that they were kind of the first of its kind - there weren't a lot of cartoons for adults. People forget at the time that The Simpsons started out, it was controversial - the fact that they said "hell" and "damn" in a cartoon was a lot. America was in an uproar.”
-- Eric Andre -
“Bill Cosby spoke out against The Simpsons and there was this kind of evangelical, right-wing sect that was against The Simpsons. Fox was a new network at the time, though, so they were going to take risks.”
-- Eric Andre
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