Page 5 Funny Jokes
Being an ugly girl is like being a man; you have to work for your money.
Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? -- About 30 lbs!
How are women and tornadoes alike? -- They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, even the diaper bag. But all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.
For anyone who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.
If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, is he still wrong?
What do you call 100 men at the bottom of the ocean? -- A good start.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
How do males exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how everything works.