In plumbing,a straight flush is better than a full house
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
A backward poet writes inverse.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
What grows up while growing down? A goose.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
A dentist married a manicurist, but they fought tooth and nail.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.