Maureen Lipman quotes
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“You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view.”
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“Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.”
-- Maureen LipmanSource : Maureen Lipman (2013). “Past-It Notes”, p.88, JR Books Limited
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“What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.”
-- Maureen LipmanSource : Maureen Lipman (2013). “Past-It Notes”, p.57, JR Books Limited
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“Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing it?”
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“I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.”
-- Maureen LipmanSource : Maureen Lipman (2013). “Past-It Notes”, p.149, JR Books Limited
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“I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.”
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“A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.”
-- Maureen LipmanSource : Maureen Lipman (2013). “Past-It Notes”, p.25, JR Books Limited
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“Of all the forms of exercise that I have done, Power Plate® training is the most concise. If I start my session at 9.30am, I know I can be at my desk by 10.15am and I can even fit in a workout before rehearsals. Power Plate® exercise is not at all intimidating, and I know that in a short session I have had a complete workout.”
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“As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.”
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“Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.”
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“Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.”
-- Maureen Lipman
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