Greg Proops quotes
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“If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.”
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“Animals have two vital functions in today's society; to be delicious and to fit well.”
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“People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around.”
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“Ever since you're little you hear this: 'The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.' But even when you're little you're like, 'Umm.. Bullsh*t?'”
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“Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.”
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“President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.”
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“How would you like to make money in real estate?”
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“I would like to thank ABC for giving me the Drew Carey award. It only goes to one lucky guy with glasses a year, and gosh darn it, tonight I'm the king of the... general area.”
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“I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.”
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“Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.”
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“It doesn't matter how much of an ***** you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.”
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“Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.”
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“You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!”
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“I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.”
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“I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.”
-- Greg Proops
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