Art Hoppe quotes
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“We ought to change the legend on our money from "In God We Trust" to "In Money We Trust." Because, as a nation, we've got far more faith in money these days than we do in God.”
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“If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?”
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“Old men declare war because they have failed to solve complex political and economic problems.”
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“We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.”
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“Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government.”
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“The proper method of playing mixed doubles is to swipe the ball accidentally and straight at the woman opponent as hard and as accurately as possible. Male players must not only retain equanimity on their side of the net, but create dissension on the other.”
-- Art Hoppe
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