"We welcome all republican endorsements, no question. We'd be happy to have that. We'd be happy to have more fair treatment in the media. But I'm not going to find unicorns on my doorstep tomorrow either."

“You can't please everyone, and you can't make everyone like you.”

“I rowed for Cambridge. I was pretty good at that.”

“Don't do drugs, kids. Stay in school.”

“Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury.”

Source : "John Oliver’s Campaign Ad Formula: F.L.A.G.S". www.huffingtonpost.com. July 31, 2012.

“If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people in the world?”

Source : "QI: Albania". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 2003.

“Guess that's thirty-one pieces of silver you've got now, huh? Sleep well, Judas.”

“People may think I'm wildly obnoxious.”

Source : "If Comedy Central’s ‘Idiotsitter’ is Half as Funny As Talking to Its Creators, It Could Be the Funniest Show on TV". Interview with Liz Shannon Miller, www.indiewire.com. January 14, 2016.

“The supreme purpose and goal for human life... is to cultivate love.”