Christa Faust quotes

“Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants.”
-- Christa Faust

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“Help me. Please, God help me.”
-- Christa Faust

Source : Christa Faust (2013). “Fringe - The Zodiac Paradox”, p.144, Titan Books

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“I seem to be inside a kind of artificial environment. Almost like a... a simulacrum of Reiden Lake.”
-- Christa Faust

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“Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.”

“We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn't.”

“For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big Wheel of the year, a violent preamble to a prostrate Sabbath. Piled up passions were exploded on Saturday night, and the effect of a week's monotonous graft in the factory was swilled out of your system in a burst of goodwill. You followed the motto of 'be drunk and be happy,' kept your crafty arms around female waists, and felt the beer going beneficially down into the elastic capacity of your guts.”

Source : Alan Sillitoe (1987). “Every Day of the Week: An Alan Sillitoe Reader”

“When the desire ain't on me I don't need help. When it is on me I don't want any. See? Like the old fellah that never mended his roof. Said on a wet day he couldn't do it and on a dry day it was as good as anybody's.”

Source : Agnes Sligh Turnbull (1952). “The Gown of Glory”

“Beware the tyranny of the weak. They just suck you dry.”

“Records have images. There are wet records and dry records. And big records.”

“When I was 15, I worked at a dry cleaner because I wanted Abercrombie Fitch jeans. My mom told me I could have $20 jeans, not $70 jeans, unless I was willing to work for them. So I did!”

“Who pants for glory, finds but short repose; A breath revives him, or a breath o'erthrows.”

“When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.”

Source : Anne Bishop (2000). “Queen of the Darkness: The Black Jewels Trilogy 3”, p.42, Penguin

“An embellished top with slim pants is great, even for a wedding.”