Gershon Legman quotes

“Murder is a crime. Describing Murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is.”
-- Gershon Legman

Source : Love & Death: A Study in Censorship (1949)

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“Most women loathe limericks, for the same reason that calves hate cookbooks.”
-- Gershon Legman

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“Of the two smartest creatures on the earth, man and the dolphin, each thought they were smarter than the other. Man thought he was smarter because he built many things and did much work, while the dolphins just played all day. The dolphins thought they were smarter for the same reason.”
-- Gershon Legman

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“Any man that can't find what he is looking for in a thousand women is really looking for a boy.”
-- Gershon Legman

Source : Gershon Legman (1982). “No laughing matter: an analysis of sexual humor”, Indiana Univ Pr

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“My mind leaps to my theory about presidents - that there are two kinds, ones who have a lot of sex and the others who start wars. In short - and don't quote me, because this is an incomplete expression of a more complex premise - I believe blow jobs prevent war.”

“But then, even with sex, I'm more in the school of less is more in movies.”

“I fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass.”

“There's 2 things I love in this world: Burritos and Murder”

“It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.”

“The greatest crime in a Shakespeare play is to murder the king.”

“This first murder, it’s like first love, it’s unforgettable.”

“Murder isn't a crime when you just killing time.”

“How accurately can the law fix the crime? There has to be a mechanism for very fast action. The law is like this: catch them and punish them.”

“The attacks inside Israel are operations we carry out in response to Israeli crimes against our people.”