Greg Walloch quotes

“May I feel like I feel when I'm about to eat cake.”
-- Greg Walloch

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“As a person with cerebral palsy who walks with crutches, people have the assumption that I've had to overcome a lot of obstacles in my life because of it, and to some degree, I have. However, the most difficult obstacle to overcome is other people's perception of who a person with a disability is.”
-- Greg Walloch

Source : "Greg Walloch Comedian, Storyteller, and Eat Your Words Host". Interview with Robert Piper, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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“I enjoy people even when they're being difficult.”
-- Greg Walloch

Source : "Greg Walloch Comedian, Storyteller, and Eat Your Words Host". Interview with Robert Piper, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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“An audience's or individual's reaction to my work is simply their reaction.”
-- Greg Walloch

Source : "Greg Walloch Comedian, Storyteller, and Eat Your Words Host". Interview with Robert Piper, www.marandapleasantmedia.com. January 27, 2015.

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“We've all gathered together, and whatever goes down is what goes down.”
-- Greg Walloch

Source : "Greg Walloch Comedian, Storyteller, and Eat Your Words Host". Interview with Robert Piper, www.marandapleasantmedia.com. January 27, 2015.

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“That's one way to overcome criticism: tank so hard that failing becomes glorious and meaningless.”
-- Greg Walloch

Source : "Greg Walloch Comedian, Storyteller, and Eat Your Words Host". Interview with Robert Piper, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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“Never try to be funny right before people are about to masturbate.”
-- Greg Walloch

Source : "Greg Walloch Comedian, Storyteller, and Eat Your Words Host". Interview with Robert Piper, www.marandapleasantmedia.com. January 27, 2015.

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“We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake.”

Source : "Astrophysicist Adam Riess Plays Not My Job". "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! " with Peter Sagal, www.npr.org. November 24, 2012.

“I'll have wine or a piece of cake once in a while, but I don't look at it as sliding backwards, even if I go a whole week without working out. I don't dwell on it and beat myself up - I just try to have a healthier day tomorrow.”

“The real me now may not be thin but she's got the cake and, if she likes, can eat it too.”

“Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.”

“First Conjuration Addressed to Emperor Lucifer. Emperor Lucifer, Master and Prince of Rebellious Spirits, I adjure thee to leave thine abode, in what-ever quarter of the world it may be situated and come hither to communicate with me.”

“I may be wrong, but the essential illustrative nature of most documentary photography, and the worship of the object per se, in our best nature photography, is not enough to satisfy the man of today, compounded as he is of Christ, Freud, and Marx.”

“You will be courteous to your elders who have explored to the point from which you may advance; and helpful to your juniors who will progress farther by reason of your labors.”

“I feel betrayed by own mother.”

“Arrogance is despised by God because no one has the right to feel superior to another when all are equally dependent on Him for everything.”

“For something to hurt that bad, and feel so good, it's just inexplicable.”