Frank Carson quotes
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“I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.”
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“Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?”
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“My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'”
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“It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.”
-- Frank Carson -
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“My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.”
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“People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.”
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“America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.”
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“Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.”
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“Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!”
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“I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was.”
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“So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.”
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“What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.”
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“I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy.”
-- Frank Carson
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