Jeph Jacques quotes
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“You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.”
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“That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.”
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“A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.”
-- Jeph JacquesSource : "Number 1274: Guy Fawkes Day Works Too". Webcomic by Jeph Jacques, www.questionablecontent.net.
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“There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.”
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“The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.”
-- Jeph JacquesSource : "Number 478: I Get Knocked Down". "Questionable Content" Comic Strip, questionablecontent.net.
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“Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.”
-- Jeph JacquesSource : "Number 789: Animal House". "Questionable Content" Comic Strip, questionablecontent.net.
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“The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document.”
-- Jeph JacquesSource : Call Out Boy @jephjacques, twitter.com. September 4, 2009.
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“If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.”
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“The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.”
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“Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.”
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“Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.”
-- Jeph JacquesSource : "Questionable Content". Webcomic by Jeph Jacques, Number 430, questionablecontent.net. 2003-2005.
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“You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.”
-- Jeph JacquesSource : "Questionable Content (Number 2081: Great Expectations)". Slice-of-life webcomic by Jeph Jacques, questionablecontent.net. (August 1, 2003 - ).
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“What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people.”
-- Jeph JacquesSource : "Questionable Content". Webcomic by Jeph Jacques, Number 1615, www.questionablecontent.net.
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“'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.”
-- Jeph Jacques
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