Ocupation: Writer
Life: October 15, 1881 - February 14, 1975
Birthday: October 15
Death: February 14
Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.
source: The Adventures of Sally (1920) ch. 10
topic: Husband, Men, Brain, Best Husband, Chumps, Unhappy Marriage