Craig Shoemaker quotes

Craig Shoemaker quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!”
-- Craig Shoemaker

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“Pound for pound, your show is the best of its kind. I'm always learning from your great content!”
-- Craig Shoemaker

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“I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”
“Better give your path to a dog than be bitten by him in contesting for the right. Even killing the dog would not cure the bite”
“[I]n communism, you'd threaten a dog into compliance, while in capitalism, obedience is obtained through bribes.”

Source : Adam Johnson (2012). “The Orphan Master's Son”, p.136, Random House
“Journalism is often simply the industrialisation of gossip.”
“The ball of rumor and criticism, once it starts rolling, is difficult to stop.”
“All the gossip and craziness becomes a kind of sustained narrative which, in turn, can become history. It's scary.”
“It's like night and day... to do business, in Europe, there is no bull, they are pretty straightforward.”

Source : "Caprice Bourret...the sexiest fish in the pond". www.askmen.com.
“My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!”
“I can't stand it when Lewis Hamilton or anyone else, is made out to be a godlike character. If Lewis was driving for Red Bull I'm sure he would race extremely well, but he'd be battling for points.”
“I visited Eduardo Miuraâ€™s ranch in Seville where he raised bulls for bullfighting, and I was so impressed that by the time I got home I had already selected my future emblem.”

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