Peter Kay quotes
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“I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.”
-- Peter KaySource : Peter Kay (2009). “The Sound of Laughter”, p.135, Random House
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“You never know where to look when eating a banana.”
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“Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.”
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“Some days you see lots of people on crutches.”
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“The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.”
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“I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.”
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“You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that.”
-- Peter KaySource : "Mum Wants A Bungalow". Stand-up comedy tour by Peter Kay, 2003.
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“Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it”
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“One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.”
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“I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!”
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“Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.”
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“Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down”
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“It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.”
-- Peter Kay
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