Bruce McCulloch quotes

Bruce McCulloch quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.”
-- Bruce McCulloch

#Stars Quotes #Rocks Quotes #Rock Star Quotes
“I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.”
-- Bruce McCulloch

#Teenager Quotes #Drinking Quotes #Evil Quotes
“I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.”
-- Bruce McCulloch

#Fun Quotes #Bad Day Quotes #Thinking Quotes
“Yeah, we're sweet but savage, and I think a lot of Canadians are that way.”
-- Bruce McCulloch

#Sweet Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Savages Quotes
“However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.”
-- Bruce McCulloch

#Teamwork Quotes #Smart Quotes #Two Quotes
“You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.”
-- Bruce McCulloch
“Most of the people I know in bands, all they are concerned about is getting to do the next record.”
-- Bruce McCulloch

#People Quotes #Band Quotes #Records Quotes
“L.A. Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who.”
-- Bruce McCulloch

#Growing Up Quotes #Growing Quotes
“I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.”
-- Bruce McCulloch

#Nice Quotes #Kids Quotes #Thinking Quotes
“To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought.”
-- Bruce McCulloch

#Party Quotes #Doors Quotes #Talking Quotes
“I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time.”
-- Bruce McCulloch

#Hate Quotes #Thinking Quotes #People Quotes
“I got through college realizing business was repugnant.”
-- Bruce McCulloch

#College Quotes #Realizing Quotes
“Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done.”
-- Bruce McCulloch

#Cancer Quotes #Heart Quotes #Character Quotes
“I think that's why I like baseball. There's something great about it - you're young, the pitcher's young and he's got this great arm, and he doesn't really realize anything about strategy.”
-- Bruce McCulloch

#Baseball Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Arms Quotes
“I like to do little obsessed losers, or people who are in over their head, or people who are trying to figure stuff out, or guys whose girlfriends leave them and they don't quite get it. Guys who just don't quite get it.”
-- Bruce McCulloch

#Girlfriend Quotes #People Quotes #Guy Quotes

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