Marsha Warfield quotes

Marsha Warfield quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat,”
-- Marsha Warfield

#Stupid Quotes #Special Quotes #Kind Quotes
“How many women here like to have sex in the morning? Now how many like to be awake when it happens?”
-- Marsha Warfield

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“Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.”
-- Marsha Warfield

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“I used to be a virgin, but I gave it up because there was no money in it.”
-- Marsha Warfield

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“I hate skinny women, especially when they say things like 'Sometimes I forget to eat.' Now, I've forgotten my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but you've got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!”
-- Marsha Warfield

#Mother Quotes #Hate Quotes #Stupid Quotes
“I'm beginning to appreciate the value of naps. Naps are wonderful, aren't they? Sometimes now I have to take a nap to get ready for bed.”
-- Marsha Warfield

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