Karl Lehenbauer quotes
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“Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.”
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“You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.”
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“What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with...”
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“The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.”
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“Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.”
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“Let's give discredit where discredit is due.”
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“It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.”
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“If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.”
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“Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.”
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“Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.”
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“Little else matters than to write good code.”
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“In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code.”
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“Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.”
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“If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.”
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“You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming.”
-- Karl Lehenbauer