Wyatt Cenac quotes

Wyatt Cenac quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“God's got his hands in a lot of human pies.”
-- Wyatt Cenac

#Pie Quotes #Hands Quotes #Humans Quotes
“I could go to L.A. for limited amounts of time, but I like New York too much. I like seasons. I like fall.”
-- Wyatt Cenac

#New York Quotes #Fall Quotes #Too Much Quotes
“I make jokes. That's what I do.”
-- Wyatt Cenac

Source : "Fictional character: Mike Scarlatti". "Flashpoint (TV Series): Blue on Blue", www.imdb.com. 2011.

#Jokes Quotes

“My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches - with the possible exception of ice cream and pie.”
“The profoundly cynical premise of all religionists is that people are not capable of behaving decently toward one another unless they are lured with promises of pie in the sky and simultaneously terrorized by the threats of extreme nastiness in the eternal afterlife in hell.”
“He would not stay for me, and who can wonder? He would not stay for me to stand and gaze. I shook his hand, and tore my heart in sunder, And went with half my life about my ways.”
“If in any divination the Tenth Card should be a Court Card, it shews that the subject of the divination falls ultimately into the hands of a person represented by that card, and its end depends mainly on him.”

Source : A. E. Waite (2012). “The Pictorial Key to the Tarot”, p.208, Courier Corporation
“I've had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me... I learned my lesson.”
“As a kid, I was always into art at the same time as computers, and eventually I realised I was making more interesting stuff with my keyboard than with my hands. I really enjoyed modifying computer games more than playing them, so that got me into programming.”
“No mere human can stand in a fire and not be consumed.”

Source : "Possession". www.imdb.com. 2002.
“We must remember that knowledge of oneâ€™s own deep nature is also simultaneously knowledge of human nature in general.”
“The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.”

Source : Agatha Christie (1962). “Make Mine Murder: Including: Appointment with Death, Peril at the End House [and] Sad Cypress”
“If you're that obsessed with someone, why would you kill her? Humans are full of contradictions.”

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