Gary Delaney quotes

Gary Delaney quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.”
-- Gary Delaney

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“I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.”
-- Gary Delaney

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“My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog.”
-- Gary Delaney

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“Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.”

Source : She-Shanties (1926) "Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight"
“A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.”
“In the Spanish people there is a mixture of Gothic, Frankish and Moorish blood. One can speak of the Spaniard as one would speak of a brave anarchist. The Arabian epoch-the Arabs look down on the Turks as they do on dogs-was the most cultured, the most intellectual and in every way best and happiest epoch in Spanish history. It was followed by the period of the persecutions with its unceasing atrocities.”
“Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.”
“As a kid, I always wanted to obviously win a Super Bowl. Now that I've got one, it's like, 'Now what?' Let's go get another one!”
“In this state, dig it, you get twenty years for sale of dope to a minor. You only get five to ten for manslaughter. So like, the thing is, if you're selling to a kid and cops come, shoot the kid real quick!”

Source : "Chicago". Record on the spoken word album "Wake Up America!", 1971.
“I came from a wealthy family. I made over my share of the estate to various charities.”
“You tempt me. I canâ€™t be tempted. Iâ€™m not made to be tempted.”
“I made my first movie when I was five.”
“How do I get it made? How do I get it seen? How do I get it in front of the people I want to serve?”

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