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Smokey Yunick quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“As far as cheating goes, they'll never stop it. The only way it can be done successfully, only one person can know about it.”
-- Smokey Yunick

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“There are two types of racers- cheaters and losers.”
-- Smokey Yunick

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“If your gonna play with rattlesnakes, you better know what rattlesnakes do.”
-- Smokey Yunick

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“You don't race cars, you race the rule book”
-- Smokey Yunick

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“Hope! fortune's cheating lottery; when for one prize an hundred blanks there be!”
“If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.”
“Thou shalt not steal; an empty feat, When it's so lucrative to cheat.”

Source : "The Latest Decalogue" l. 15 (1862)
“Chop your own path. Get off the car track”
“He leaned about the same way in falling towards Jacqueline, forward, down towards the bottom of the car.”
“I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.”
“A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never date a guy whose computer costs more than his car (you'll never get him to pay attention to you except over instant messages), never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he's probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word "married" on the first date (he'll turn out to be a mama's boy or a religious type)”

Source : Adam Selzer (2010). “I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It”, p.46, Delacorte Books for Young Readers
“I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit. "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way.”
“I am officially Jewish, but Iâ€™m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.”
“You just can't let anything or anyone get in the way of who you are.”

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